Julius Nepos

Julius Nepos Biggus Diccus was the God Emperor of the New Roman Empire. He restored the Hellenic faith of old and converted all the lands to the new religion. He started out as the last emperor of the Western Roman Empire. Holding only on to Illirya.

He suffered many defeats trying to hold onto Rome and Italy, but when enforcing his rule in Italy he met a strange mage that offered him the secrets of immortality...He went through rigorous trials and eventually gained immortality. He restored the borders of the old Empire and beyond. An interesting fact is that he had many equestrian wives and equestrian children...

Eventually, he decided to invade the Empire of China. He won the war and he put one of his equestrian children on the throne of China after that some time passed and Julius Nepos Biggus Diccus decided he had done everything in his life so he decided to pass away. His Equestrian successors divided the Empire into multiple pieces.

an official conversation between Biggus Diccus and a high ranking courtier regarding the recent divorce "My emperor!

, I fear your beautiful immortal wife has just left the castle in the dead of night, according to the guards on duty that night she said something about you being a 'filthy cannibal celibate'"

"who? oh, yea that thing. I divorced them last night, it cost me more than a thousand gold pieces to pay off the religious head just to allow it, but I made it happen like I always do. "

"with all due respect my god emperor but why would you deem it wise to get rid of her? she was a perfect wife, forever beautiful and forever fertile. " "that's the problem! By Jupiter that woman made far to many babies, it was most unpleasant to be alerted of another offspring every year or so, I already have enough kids to supply a legion I don't need nor do I want any more kids"

"Sir if I may interject--"

"you may not if you desire your life, no one interprets Emperor Biggus Diccus"

"..."

"..."

"... who did you have to pay a thousand gold coins too?"

"... myself of course, as the religious head it was only fitting I pay tribute to myself in order to conduct the divorce"

"...um, I'll see myself out my lord. Oh, and enjoy your Long pig"