Beef Churger

The Great Vision
The restaurant falls silent, as the ceremonial beating of the drums begins

A brute of a man, wearing some tribal uniform and a name tag which states "Herman", goes to the back grill

The crowd chants and screams for hours...

Smoke and spirits fill the air around you...enveloping you in a smokey sweet haze and scent of the beef churger

At last...when it is completed...the god-like meal sits before you....the creation carved by Jerry King himself

When you take the first bite of the magical creation....you become enlightened

It is also said that the great beef churger is served with a side of hashishbrowns and a bebxxy or cloaka cola

The Meat Grinder Dog
The meat dog is the great mascot of the beef churger. He knows all and sees all.