Icelandic reformation

867
During the year 867, the god known as JERRY KING possessed the corpse of an Egyptian Pharaoh that had been taken to Iceland. It has gathered Its followers and fled from Larry Ping, the arch-nemesis of all living beings. It leads its people through Iceland to the new world where it stopped to resupply and reorganize, due to the corpses being once again dead. People of Iceland have greeted It with love and humbleness, fully recognizing JERRY KING as their god. Thus, Iceland received its fine language as a gracious gift, which is better in every possible way than the other Norse ones. From this year onwards, the Isle of Iceland is considered a holy site. JERRY KING has not stayed for long, It ventured forth, to Greenland, and then established the not-so-long lived colony of Vinland, to establish heaven for Its followers, but it didn't last for long.

The Vinland and return to Iceland
After establishing good relations with the people of Iceland, JERRY KING went to Greenland. It didn't stay there for long too and went to North America, but some settlers stayed behind to establish a colony. So Vinland was born, but peace was short and the treacherous Larry Ping had the audacity to fight with JERRY KING. He couldn't resist with Its mortal body for too long but still managed to do a lot of damage to stupid Larry Ping, destroying his body in the process. The Colony was destroyed and all colonist were killed. Remains of some colonists can still be found today. JERRY KING returned in anger to Iceland and started It's the great conquests.