Larry Ping

This fucker
Larry Ping is bad. Like really bad. That's in short. Now for the long part

Where the fuck he came from
Larry Ping and, our Lord, Jerry King was fighting from the beginning of times. It is believed, that Larry Ping was created as a jester for Jerry King, from Its shit. Ping held an eternal grudge and he acted quickly. He betrayed our Lord Jerry King and killed it in its sleep. Jerry King was furious, in fact so furious, that he didn't die, almost. As his mortall fall was falling in the endless pit of death, his fury reached Larry Ping and scarred him, making him look very stupid and unlikable, not cool-like. Larry Ping didn't like him, and as Immortal Spirit of Lord Jerry King was laughing, he swore, that he will destroy every living thing in this world, he reached his deepest shit-energy lockers and made a time-bomb, that was set to gather everything death-related and it detonated in thousands of years, taking our Lord Jerry King by surprise. Thus, the plagues and many deaths were released on this world. It is associated with the beginning of the Christian Dark Ages, even the Christians didn't do anything. Jerry King reacted quickly too, so he gathered his Blessed Energy and pledged his allegiance to humanity, It aided humans for many years after.